Caldera is Looking for a Bald Reply Guy
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Must be bald already or be willing to shave head completely bald and maintain the chrome dome aesthetic for entire employment duration (this is non-negotiable)
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Selfies as proof of baldness encouraged but must keep it tasteful
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Track engagement KPIs like "ratio success rate"
What we look for
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Active on twitter
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Strong opinions
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1000+ replies per day
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10+ hours of screen time
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Expert-level understanding of crypto twitter dynamics
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Natural ability to build relationships through the perfect mix of shitposting and genuine engagement
Nice to Haves
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100k+ followers on X
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A glorious beard to compliment the required bald head
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Deep knowledge of L2s, rollups and ethereum
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Public speaking skills
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Lambo
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Operate on demon time
Top Skills
What We Do
It all started with a challenge. We were enthralled by blockchain technology and its potential to change everything on the internet, but saw that it was hampered by terrible performance. We recognized pretty early on that just attempting to make a single faster blockchain wasn’t the best solution. To truly reach web-scale on Ethereum, we would need to scale horizontally.
In 2022, we launched Caldera. With our platform, projects can deploy a rollup with a single click, without an engineering team. We take care of deployment, customization, ongoing maintenance, and security, so projects can focus on building their vision.
Today, Caldera is one of the fastest growing rollup ecosystems on Ethereum. We’ve empowered web3 teams to customize and launch over 60 high-performance rollups across a number of app categories, and projects have free reign to launch their rollup on Optimism, Arbitrum, ZKsync, and Polygon stacks.
At present, the Caldera ecosystem comprises 1.7 million unique wallets holding over $800 million in TVL, with more than 60 million completed transactions. Some notable chains in our ecosystem include Manta Pacific, inEVM by Injective, ApeChain, Treasure, Plume Network, Towns, Kinto, RARI Chain, and Zero Network by Zerion.
To learn more, visit www.caldera.xyz or follow us on X/Twitter at www.x.com/calderaxyz
